Sci-Fi Spam

I haven't got this one yet, but my favourite blogging accordion player has become the recipient on the latest form of 'please help me' spam emails. Not from a Nigerian oil exec, or wealthy Iraqi looking for someone to 'liberate' some money (with your money, of course), but a time traveller....

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have.

I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at:
info@federalfundingprogram.com.

Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.

Thank You

As Accordion Guy himself rightly points out. What's the point? Internet notoriety, I suppose (and I'm playing right into their hands...)
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