So, when will it turn up on Jackass?Ahahaha! The product page has pictures of happy smiley kids, but one suspects there'll be nothing but tears when the new SmartKlamp® circumcision device is put to use. (Be warned: linked-to-page has no-punches-pulled pictures of a pre-and-post-operative penis).

The guys over at Gizmodo knock it on the (ahem) head when they say...

I like the future so much that I even like the past's futures, futures that were planted with love but never quite formed into a fully blossoming flying cars or whatever. But in the future, as I'm lounging around with my dome open, instructing technicians to lift my brain onto a substrate of pure electrical joy, I will never, ever, ever let a robot cut my dick. I might have sex with a robot, that's fine; looking forward to it, actually. But at no point will I be placing my penis into a tube filled with knives.

Word. And it gets worse. The 'how to' guide reports that the "SmartKlamp® stays on the penis for five days" to allow for healing. During this time, reassuringly, the victim patient "...can go to school and continue studying." Oh yeah, like you're going to go to school with a willy guillotine handing off your Perkins.
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