In Da Cab!In the fine tradition of Ill Mitch ("This board is fast and danger"), comes another English-language mangling Russian Rapper: MC Yuri. While waiting for his big break, he drives a cab in New York. The other day...

I am driving through Time Square looking up at ad for new movie called Taxi. Big stars in there. Crazy man! I am driving and it is raining. Woman waves for me. Who it is but greatest female rapper of all time, Queen Latifah. I am so excited, I am coming to full stop.

The Queen is in backseat. I say "Let me burst rhymes all over you!" And I drop my rap on her like Russian ICBM - In Da Cab!

In backseat, the Queen is impressed. She axing me - where you are from? "I am from Russia, baby. Number One with Missile. Maybe you can wife to me?" She is laugh. And giving me new nickname – "You are like a Leninem!"

[via the pre-surfer]
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