how to......pick your nose inconspicuously.

...get a girl's attention.

...make an ugly guy hot.

...be a true punk.

...be emo (complicated, requires a phase 2)

...take a punch.

...look hot and be popular with guys.

...and my favourite...

...be the best you.

(Which suggests going shopping with your mother, and getting that self-help book from the library - what's it called? Oh yeah, the Bible).
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